Thursday, 31 March 2016

Hagrama asks to Grand ST to 6 communities

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Hagrama: ‘We want early enlisted of the six ethnic communities in the ST status in the state. We have sent no objection certificate (NOC) to government to the inclusion of Scheduled Tribe (ST) for six communities of the state. He has urged Union Minister Oram to accord ST to the communities’
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Sunday, 27 March 2016

6 Rules to Improve Your English Speaking Skills

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6 Rules to Improve Your English Speaking Skills
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Jokes (adults)

Q : What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?

Ans: Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.

Q : Why Is Sex Like Shaving?

Ans: Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

Q : Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?

Ans: Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash.

Q : Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?

Ans: They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?

Jokes adult

Q : Why Are Condoms Transparent?

Ans : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q : What Is The New AIDS Awareness Slogan?

Ans : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.

Q : What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?


Ans : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

Q : Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?


Ans: Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q : What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?

Ans : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q : What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitutes' House Say?

Ans: Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.
Feel free to comment and share your thoughts. Cheers.

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