Jokes (adults)

Q : What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?

Ans: Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.

Q : Why Is Sex Like Shaving?

Ans: Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

Q : Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?

Ans: Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash.

Q : Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?

Ans: They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?